May 2013
alizdurshoe:
bootycaller:
today in philosophy i learned that witches were portrayed as riding broomsticks because back in the day it was a euphemism for riding the devil’s dick so just think about that before you consider dressing up as a witch for halloween
well quidditch just got awkward
leeeeverett:
today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?” one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face
journalofanobody:
“You have to find the right distance between people. Too close, and they overwhelm you. Too far, and they abandon you.”
—Hanif Kureishi